Then James burpsnarts, meaning he burps, sneezes and farts at the same time. Maria Bello, Kevin James’s wife, is letting their kids embarrass themselves in the name of confidence and self-expression. There’s some promising early characterisation here. I thought I’d paused it at the degrading, misogynistic point in the scene.Ġ0:05:40 – Wow. If you’re going to use her underwear as a terrible joke at least give her some lines! Oh and then Sandler high fives the postman. The postman creepily points out that her bra is on the deer’s antlers and she looks scandalised in response.
What do you think this is, National Geographic? I’d edit my work, but then I can’t use my fantastic joke from earlier.Ġ0:04:25 – I suspect this is the first of many times I’m going to feel very sorry for Salma Hayek today. The moose rears up and urinates all over Sandler before rampaging through the house and doing the same to his showering son. Beside him, Salma Hay- wait, Salma Hayek is his wife? Set your plausibility to none.Ġ0:01:40 – Sandler wakes to find a moose is loose in his house (I’m so sorry), something he hilariously compares to Hayek’s mother visiting from Mexico.Ġ0:02:20 – I’m going to take a moment to pray that not every ‘joke’ is accompanied by every single character theatrically screaming. Minute-by-minute commentaryĠ0:00:57 – We open on good old Adam Sandler slumbering peacefully in his idyllic suburban home. Remember, this feature isn’t about laughing at terrible films, it’s about laughing at them together.
#GROWN UPS 2 ROTTEN TOMATOES FULL#
I’ve got my earplugs ready.įor the full Citizen Kane of Awful experience, get some friends involved, have a viewing party, whatever takes your fancy. That’s literally it. So, money talks, and this is what it’s saying. The plot is simple: Sandler, Spade, Rock and James get up to some shenanigans in their hometown. Grown Ups 2 has followed in its predecessor’s footsteps, claiming an impressive 9 Razzie nominations, so it’s the obvious place to start my Razzie 2014 special.
Or maybe they did? After all, Grown Ups grossed $162 million dollars in the USA despite being critically panned. Grown Ups 2: the sequel that no one asked for. Writers: Fred Wold, Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy Cast: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, David Spade, Kevin James, Salma Hayek, Maya Rudolph
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